Presumed Innocent
This
ten-minute experimental play opens as the Dead Person re-enacts several methods
of death, in order to get attention. But
when the Demoness and Demon drag a freezer from Hellmart onstage, the Dead Person lays still and
watches. As the Demoness
and Demon complain about being “presumed innocent” and argue about how to get
the freezer working – in order to preserve for crime-scene investigation the
dead body that they each want to claim as their own “kill” – the Dead Person
invisibly torments them.
In return, the Demoness and Demon threaten to chop up the Dead Person, in order to fit her into the too-small freezer. Finally, the Dead Person “reveals” that she is neither the Demoness’ kill, nor the Demon’s kill, but rather is a long-dead post-mortal sent by their tricky cousin Otis to torment them on the long way up the Corporate Hell hierarchy. And yet, as the two devils resign themselves to hunting for their next mortal to kill, the Demoness wonder if, despite the plausibility that Otis would harass them, the Dead Person is perhaps in fact just a very tricky dead mortal exacting revenge for the fact that she was killed too young.
Cast size: |
3 |
Gender: |
2 females, 1 male |
Period: |
The afterdeath. |
Location: |
Somewhere on the way to
hell. Maybe there’s a roadsign with devilish misdirection. |
Set: |
A mostly bare stage. The main prop is a “freezer” dragged
onstage by the Demoness and Demon. |
Costume: |
Demoness and Demon wear
something befitting their would-be devilish stations. The Dead Person wears casual day clothes,
perhaps with indications of multiple causes of death (blood, gunshot holes,
noose around the neck, etc). |
Production History
Presumed Innocent received its premiere production as part of 14/48: The World’s Quickest Theater Festival, produced by 3-Card Monty and One World Theatre
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Demoness |
Samara Lerman |
Demon |
Gary Zinter |
Dead Person |
Nicole Boote |